Directory of the Best Games On the Web

Most modern public art is artistic drivel. Ugly irrelevancies which trash the old standards of art which normal people connect with. The grating generation of artists who work today demand that the public love their geometric mediocrity. Oooooo! A shiny cube in front of the the courthouse. How modern. How innovative. How did you talk public officials into paying for this aesthetic crime? Well, it's time an average person stood up and told public officials what we want in our public art. Enough with the silly "avant-garde" concept art. We want art that we can identify with. We want statues. Heroic statues. Statues that will stand strong against the elements, against time, and against the self-absorbed art establishment. And if possible, we wouldn't be at all against statues that can defend themselves against pigeons.

The folks at MoFunZone.com were listening and they heard our pleas and responded with a game. In, Damn Birds you play as a heroic piece of park statuary packing heat. Your statue has stood in the park for years tolerating the antics of flying art critics, but enough is enough. Now it's time to take the peeping demons of avian evil down. No more being smothered with pigeon history. Armed and angry the statue shall have his revenge on the Damn Birds. Your statue begins the game armed with a slow reloading musket, but between levels you'll be able to improve your armory. The more birds you blast the more money you have to buy ammunition, guns, defense points, and a thorough cleaning in case your statue accumulated any avian ordinance. As the game progresses pigeons become the least of your worries as more and more birds, along with their ugliness, invade your airspace. Quick diving swallows and sturdy crows drop in and are harder to destroy. Happily the game's controls won't interfere with your fun. Controlling the great white-marble hunter is as easy as pointing and clicking.

Damn Birds is an online shooting game that soars. From the excellent graphics, to the addictive, bird slaughtering action, this is a game that you'll play over and over. Even if the initial novelty of playing as a bird blasting sculpture wears off, the solid game-play doesn't disappoint. And that's an important thing for game-makers to remember. A clever concept won't connect to players if it doesn't have solid game-play.

The last week:

2006-11-17: The Great Flying Mintini
2006-11-16: Gran Prix
2006-11-14: Line Flyer
2006-11-13: Meal or No Meal
2006-11-10: Toy Room

2006-11-08: Time Fighter
2006-11-07: Cake Mania
2006-11-06: Red
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