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Monday is here. After a long holiday weekend, nobody in their right mind wants to go back to work unless they have to. Wouldn't another day off be great. If only you could think of a good excuse.
Weaselcircus.com comes to the rescue with the Random Excuse Generator. This little device can help you weasel out of all of those task without thinking of an excuse. With thousands of answers, you can keep trying until you get an excuse you think your boss will buy.
For example, I didn't write a good game review today because I have to ... clean my ancient hair or... shuffle my crusty gumbo or... untie my unwieldy keyboard. Yeah, that's the ticket, untie my unwieldy keyboard.
I like this device because I don't have to watch my inbred arm or was it, salvage my sticky friend? Whichever sounds good to you. Excuse me, I have to go... uh... tame my hefty keyboard.