Wednesday, January 5, 2005
Today's Featured Game:
Cyborg Livestock from Outer Space
http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/cyborglivestock

Do ever wonder about the stories of livestock mutilations and abductions by alien spacecraft? What do those aliens want with those animals anyway? Today's featured game may have the answer. They are being turned into cyborg assassins.

In the bad Japanese monster movie tradition this game is titled Cyborg Livestock From Outer Space. The back story is that you are Jet Fighter Ace assigned to protect the President of U.S.A. in Air Force One. Air force One comes under sudden attack by flying cyborg livestock and you must do your best to protect the President using your Machine gun and missiles. How tough can cyborg livestock from outer space be? Cyborg chickens are just the beginning, wait till you have to face off with a mutant Black Angus Bull!

This game is a cleverly disguised side-scroller in which you have to navigate and fire quickly in order to protect Air fForce One and yourself. Try to conserve you missiles for when the really big livestock attacks and use your machine gun on chickens and other smaller farm animals. But remember it only takes a couple suicidal roosters to ruin your day and end the game and presumedly the world as we know it.

We like this game for it's nifty graphics and bad dialog. And the contrived story line is funnier than Paris Hilton in overalls. Remember it's up to you to protect the Prez from Cyborg Mech Pigs from Outer Space.

The last week:

2005-01-05: Alpha team 2005-01-04: Cyborg Livestock from Outer Space 2005-01-03: The Classroom 2005-01-02: Keyball

2005-01-01: Two Minute Drill 2004-12-31: Midnight Match up 2004-12-30: gunny bunny More...